Rob-o
Managing Dolt
An alleged graduate of a midwestern college (concrete proof has yet to be produced), where he recieved an unspecified liberal arts degree, Rob-o is the founder and Senior Smoker at Revel Monkey.
He prides himself on marginal typing skills, average spelling/grammar, and tolerable hygiene.
Knotts
Contributing Peon
A sometimes contributor to Revel Monkey, Knotts has passed an extensive vetting process, which included background checks, interviews with friends and neighbors, and an exhaustive peer review of all his scholarly works and literary compilations, looking specifically for depth of concept and intellectual complexity.
Or, you know, he had a five minute phone interview. But he passed that no problem.
Granted, we assume he had been drinking as he slurred his words and passed out for approximately three-and-a-half minutes right in the middle.